love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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