called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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