I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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