Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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