We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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