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she woke up with a sticky ear
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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