Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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