I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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