Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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