i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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