dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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