just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
