this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize