Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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