we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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