Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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