yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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