No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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