there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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