What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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