just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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