thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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