Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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