my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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