he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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