the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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