it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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