But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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