alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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