his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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