It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
