Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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