the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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