She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize