Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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