The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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