I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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