He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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