It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
