Whod you bang
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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