I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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