Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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