The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
this will be a night to untag.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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