I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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