Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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