Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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