i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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