he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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