he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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