i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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