You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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