I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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