i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I need to sanitize my soul.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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