operation harelip BJ is a go
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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