At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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