What a fucking waste of an outfit
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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