Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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