I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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