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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  It's okay, big boobs are better than running.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??

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• (845): View more from New York

  Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.

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