I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!