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(609): View more from New Jersey

if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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(816): View more from Missouri

you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.

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(646): View more from New York

the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.

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(519): View more from Ontario

this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.

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(540): View more from Virginia

we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.

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(817): View more from Texas

2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.

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(573): View more from Missouri

If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing

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(310): View more from California

last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole

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(269): View more from Michigan

You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.

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