i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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