Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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