hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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